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Fragments of the past…

Monday, January 4, 2010 @ 04:02 by Ninoslav

Januar 1984.

Februar 1986.

Mart 1987.

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What we have learned from porn movies :)

Thursday, October 29, 2009 @ 00:15 by Ninoslav

01. All women are hot.
02. Women wear high heels to bed.
03. Men are never impotent.
04. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
05. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
06. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
07. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
08. Women always orgasm when men do.
09. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy cummers.
11. People in the 70’s couldn’t cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman’s butt.
14. Men always groan “OH YEAH!” when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they “high five” each other.
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don’t exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,the boyfriend won’t bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend’s mouth.
19. There’s a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she’ll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches… or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man’s cock, it’s important for him to remind her to “suck it”.
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man’s trousers and find a cock there.
29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman’s head and the other proudly on his hip.
30. Dorky guys never have to beg.

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Woah! I might consider it…

Tuesday, August 11, 2009 @ 21:16 by Ninoslav

$4790.00

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E-matičar

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 @ 11:01 by Ninoslav

Zbog predstojećeg puta u “inozemstvo”, primoran sam da izvadim novi pasoš, jer je stari, je’lte, istekao. Za vađenje pasoša je potreban izvod iz matične knjige rođenih i državljanstvo.
Problem je što sam ja rođen u Senti, lepom gradiću na severu, i svaki put kad mi treba neki od ovih dokumenata, moram da posetim Sentu i lično ih pokupim!

Ali ne više… Senta je konačno uvela opciju e-matičara, na kojoj možete poručiti ove dokumente bez odlaska lično! Odlična i korisna opcija! Dokumenti stižu u roku od dva dana, ili jedan – ako platite PostExpress dostavu!

Ukupan iznos je 526 dinara, što je svakako manje nego da sam lično otišao! Jej…

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