Ako ste mislili da je crkva jedno zatvoreno društvo – definitivno ste u pravu. Ali, samim tim, ona ima svoja pravila, podele, obaveze i klanove. Pažljivim posmatranjem, možemo pronaći i klasifikovati nekoliko podgrupa Clericusa. Sledeći put kada se susretnete sa nekim klerikusom, razmislite gde bi ste ga vi uvrstili.
Januar 1984.
Februar 1986.
Mart 1987.
01. All women are hot.
02. Women wear high heels to bed.
03. Men are never impotent.
04. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
05. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
06. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
07. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
08. Women always orgasm when men do.
09. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy cummers.
11. People in the 70’s couldn’t cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman’s butt.
14. Men always groan “OH YEAH!” when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they “high five” each other.
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don’t exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,the boyfriend won’t bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend’s mouth.
19. There’s a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she’ll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches… or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man’s cock, it’s important for him to remind her to “suck it”.
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man’s trousers and find a cock there.
29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman’s head and the other proudly on his hip.
30. Dorky guys never have to beg.
Evo šta se događa kad ostavite računar unattended 
s0uL_t0_5qUeE3e: e reci vesni ako mozes da dodje na msn da ne trosimo kredite
s0uL_t0_5qUeE3e: hvala
monte_krista: u klonji je trenutno, kaki
monte_krista: ali cu joj poruciti da ti se javi
s0uL_t0_5qUeE3e: rofl
monte_krista: ponela je telefon
s0uL_t0_5qUeE3e: pa ona meni odatle salje poruke
monte_krista: pa izgleda
monte_krista: dugo je vec tamo
monte_krista: 45 min sigurno
monte_krista: ja sam morala da odem u bashtu da pishkim zbog nje
s0uL_t0_5qUeE3e: ooo boze
s0uL_t0_5qUeE3e: pa mogla si do mene
monte_krista: a neprijatno mi
s0uL_t0_5qUeE3e: al saosecam se sa njom
monte_krista:
s0uL_t0_5qUeE3e: dobro za drugi put da znas
s0uL_t0_5qUeE3e: trci kad ti prigusti nije daleko:P
monte_krista: nema problema
Na Zekinu preporuku, skinuo sam ovaj dokumentarac! Deliver Us From Evil (Izbavi nas iz zla) je dokumentarni film iz 2006. godine koji opisuje istinitu priču katoličkog sveštenika Olivera O’Grejdija koji je seksualno zlostavljao oko 25 dece od 1976. pa sve do 1990. godine. Najmlađa žrtva bila je devojčica od samo 9 meseci!
Film je osvojio nagradu za najbolji dokumentarac na LA festivalu 2006. godine.
Dokumentarac govori o zivotu O’Grejdija u Severnoj Karolini, gde je i zlostavljao decu. Nakon suđenja i zatvorske kazne od samo sedam godina, deportovan je u rodnu Severnu Irsku gde je i intervjuisan za potrebe ovog filma, 2005. godine.
Film prezentuje svedočenja, snimke, priznanja kako zlostavljanih tako i samog pedofila O’Grejdija, psihologa, teologa, drugih sveštenika i advokata koji ukazuju na to da je crkva ne samo znala za zlostavljanja, već i da su preduzimali korake da to sakriju od javnosti!
Sasvim pogodan dokumentarac posle čitanja najsvežije vesti o našem primeru pedofila, Pahomiju, koji se sada izgleda nameračio da organizuje dečije festivale po Srbiji!
Preporučujem ovaj dokumentarac jer odlično pokazuje koliko je nisko crkva pala i kakva je to zapravo bolest…
Ah da, ova slika pored se dobije kada pokušate da nađete titl za film… Ironično…
